Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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