Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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