That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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