I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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