I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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