The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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