I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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