As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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