i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
