My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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