We won't sleep together?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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