She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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