I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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