I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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