just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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