I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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