she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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