Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I lost the right to judge tonight
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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