is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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