Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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