come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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