hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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