THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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