Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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