Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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