Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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