I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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