you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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