wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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