I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
