it wasn't lemon gatorade
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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