Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish my penis had a tongue
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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