Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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