i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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