He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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