just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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