scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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