So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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