this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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