Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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