marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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