best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im holly from the hills drunk
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
