You're my little dorito
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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