Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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