Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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