so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I don't think brook has ever known best
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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