i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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