I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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