What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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