all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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