Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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