Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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