the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Alive.
So much puke
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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