sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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